Tonight I have Blackpool Tower Ballroom withdrawal , as it's on Strictly Come Dancing. At the moment dancing is the only area of my life that's not giving me a nasty rash.
Anyone who has visited this blog before will probably have seen this coming. As I have a
penchant for re-writing songs to suit my own emotions and I also mentioned this one a couple of blogs ago. This is purely the result of work related boredom, Chriatmasitus Jaffa Cakes and cynicism.
Santa Baby
Santa baby just slip a new life under the tree for me,
Been a nasty old cow,
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby, even Gin and Tonic will do,
I'm blue,
I'll be up for it dear ,Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the fun I've had,
Think of all the times when I've been really bad,
Next year I'll get just as pissed,
If you'd check off my Christmas list.
Santa honey, one little thing I really do ask, a basque,
With some sparkle for me,
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and find my Christmas tree,
In the loft mildewing and it smells of wee,
I wish I could believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me.
Santa baby forgot to mention some loving care,
I swear,
and I don't mean quick on the floor,
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight.
I do hope you know this song, otherwise I will be making even less sense than usual. I'm not as bad as I make out ,honest and thanks to everyone for the advice ( and the love Liam )and I have been supplying The Colin with some petting ( as suggested by Chairman, Kaz and Scarlet ) and eagerly await the results. I do hope you are right.